Monday, March 07, 2005

Bilas Exposed!!



While Wilbon was busy making the claim to Jay Bilas that at some point Buck Williams and/or Sam (doin' the butt) Perkins achieved the same 26 point/24 rebound stat that Sean May got yesterday in UNC's amazing comeback against Duke, my thought wasn't that Wilbon was full of shit, but that Jay 'Always full of shit' BILAS was full of shit. At one point, Bilas boasted that it took him THREE games to get TWENTY FOUR rebounds. Yes, terribly disappointing for loudmouth Bilas to only get EIGHT rebounds per game, IF THAT WERE TRUE... (gasp, murmur).

According to the cold, hard statistics, Mr. Bilas in his best season of 84-85 only managed to pull down a Antonio Lang, Alaa Abdelnaby-esque SIX rebounds a game, which, by my math would only get you EIGHTEEN over a three game period.

So Jay? When was this mystical season when you averaged 24 rebounds over a three game period and were 1/3 as good as Sean May? When are you going to admit that you're Greg Koubeck with a smart haircut?

5 Comments:

At 10:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Bilas didn't mean over an entire season. Maybe he just meant that at some point within a season he recorded 24 rebounds in 3 games.

Or he's full of it. Whatever, I don't really care much about Jay Bilas

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, seriously. Instead of nitpicking tiny things on the show, why don't you talk about relevant sports topics. Ok, you don't like Bilas - at least give a viable reason, rather than that he (arguably) said something untrue. Sheesh.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Drew said...

Sorry, I thought it was clear that the whole post was a joke, that nitpicking something that seemingly insignificant couldn't be taken any other way than a joke. My bad.

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Corey said...

Ooooo someone rattled the Jay Bilas fan club...

Watch yourself...

BTW I'm going to throw you a semi-apology now that Webber has been playing like garbage.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Jeff said...

"Like garbage" doesn't fully illustrate how poorly he's been playing so far. I watched last night's game against the Warriors and, in the second half, the crowd was boo-ing him when he was coming into the game!

The more I look at it, that's a really bad pairing. Webber is a sensitive guy, and Philly fans are probably the most insensitive fans in all of sports.

 

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