When Good Things Happen To Bad People

Listen up kids! In order to get exactly what you want, all you've got to do is be a felon and a whiner. Threaten to demand a trade every day, pick fights with your teammates, and for godsakes, never ever think before doing anything. After all, you don't want to get a reputation for being a good guy, they suck!

Gee, how did I guess that Little League World Series MVP and Canadian Football legend Reggie Fowler was lying a few days ago when he said they had no interest in dealing Randy Moss?