Big News Out Of Boston Tonight...

"You Still Hungry? Then Feast On That!"

That's right, the Boston Celtics traded for Dan-Dirk Dickau-Diggler today.

In all seriousness, however, Dan is quite the upstanding, charitable citizen, what with his Dan Dickau Charity Classic (which I always thought was something you pay an extra 50 Bat for in Thailand. B-doom-doom).

You gotta think that This jersey is going to go on sale soon. You see, Dickau no longer plays there, and the team is sort of moving to Oklahoma City because the owner's an opportunistic scumbag who said, "Katrina? More like 'my chance to get the hell out of here-ina'.

Oh yeah, and there was some kind of baseball game tonight...