Friday, August 19, 2005

When In Oakland...

Oh Randy...

I can imagine that Randy Moss has been getting really jealous over all the press that T.O.'s wacky cash grab has been garnering of late, so I suppose it was just a matter of time before he reminded us that there's more than one stupid loudmouth catching footballs in the NFL.

Look, lots of people smoke weed, LOTS, but the difference between a casual toker and someone who's smoked so much that they lack the ability to think even the simplest things through is that most weed smokers know better than to walk into work and tell everyone they run into that they're putting Bob Marley to shame with the amount of hippie lettuce they suck into their lungs.

Don't worry Randy, we weren't going to forget about you if you didn't step up and say the one thing that would steal the headlines away from Terrell and his goofy agent. Perhaps next time you can just ask the press "What if the color blue to you isn't the color blue to me?" and keep them guessing.

Perhaps Moss and other fools like him should take a lesson from Tom Brady and admit something 'shocking' like that they've seen internet porn once or twice. That's just charming and the press eats it up. Telling everyone you smoke doobage like you're a roadie for Dave Matthews?? Not so much.

2 Comments:

At 1:40 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

As far as revelations go, this was about as "shocking" as when Rosie O'Donnell came out of the closet. "Rosie's gay? Randy smokes pot? Yeah, we all knew that."

Randy, you're gonna have to try harder to shock some of us. Wake me when he's doing standing gravity bongs on the sidelines between plays.

 
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