Tuesday, August 16, 2005

We'll Be Able To Tell Our GrandKids...

These are great times to be alive. In the future, people will form circles around us to hear us tell the story of the DUMBEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. That man, of course, is Terrell Owens.

Here's a guy that six months ago could've gotten the Rocky statue plowed over with a bulldozer and had one of him put up in its place. Hobbling out there like Willis Reed, and unlike Willis, actually making a contribution to the game. The only reason they didn't rename Philadelphia 'T.O.-Ville' is that they went up against a slightly better team and lost. But anyway, the point is, few people will ever have that kind of Capital (especially in a city like Philly).

Well congratulations Terrell. In a matter of 4 months, you've managed to turn 'superhuman sports hero' into 'complete and total asshole' who's about as welcome in Philly right now as West Nile Virus.

At this point, the Eagles have no choice but to 'Keyshawn' this jackass. Set up a nearly impossible set of 'rules' that T.O. has to follow (In Owens' case, just throw in a rule that he can't act like a retarded 3 year old), wait for him to break one and then simply suspend him without pay for the rest of the year. No trades, no negotiations, no cutting, just sit him on the bench and let him cry like a bitch for the whole year.

In fact, I'd love to see the Eagles ride out the rest of his contract (7 years) doing this. Even if he becomes a model citizen, just sit him on the bench. Put T.O. in the position of having to retire and sit out a year if he's ever going to play again. Owens and Rosenhaus have been approaching this entire process as if they hold all the cards. The Eagles should step up and show Drew and Terrell that not only do they not run the National Football League, but that if they did, it would've gone out of business years ago.

Go Eagles!


At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome analysis. I couldn't agree more. These guys just don't get it. Every guy would give their left nut to play professional sports and get that money. Most would give up their jobs and do it for pocket change. But these guys make millions and bitch and whine. Just shut up and play, you fucking idiot. What makes T.O. think he deserves the most money of all the receivers? I hate to say it but he is making Randy Moss look like a model citizen!!!!!

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Mike said...

Owens can dominate the game like few others. I love to watch him play, and I enjoy stunts like the sharpie in the sock. That being said I would love nothing more then to see him suspended without pay for multiple seasons forcing his retirement. What a grade-A clown.

At 8:32 AM, Blogger Barry said...

here here!


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