Monday, June 13, 2005

Rasheed Wallace Is A Dick

Having said that, I think Wallace has great game, and the thing that bothers me most about him is imagining what an incredible player he would be if he removed his head from his ass long enough not to be a negative influence on his team and instead focused on what his job is supposed to be, to play friggin' basketball.

Last game contained a stretch that perfectly illustrated Rasheed's petulant, child-like asshole-ishness. Upon not getting a foul call, Wallace goes through his usual smiling, persistent homeless guy that doesn't know when to stop routine. After not getting the call reversed (as is always the case with other players), Rasheed goes into pout mode. The referee tosses him the ball to inbound. He doesn't move and the ball bounces off his chest and onto the ground. At this point, the official is getting pissed and rightfully so. What are you, Rasheed, five freaking years old? What, you don't want to wait in line at the bank, so you're just going to fall on the floor and play dead? I thought the official handled it very well. He bent down, picked the ball up and laid it at Wallace's feet and IMMEDIATELY started counting off five for him to pick it up and inbound.

Anyway, what I'm getting at with all this (other than just pointing out what a baby he is) is that if Wallace could just show officials some respect and not act like a such an ass, he would get the benefit of the doubt on calls and score more and become a top echelon superstar. What is it that's so damn hard about that?

3 Comments:

At 10:53 AM, Blogger Drew said...

As much as I love conspiracy theories, I don't buy it. I'm sure the Pistons will get plenty of calls their way in Detroit, but there isn't an official in the world that could've caused the Pistons to make NO 3-pointers last night. Basically, I think it boils down to these two teams being identical except for center where Duncan is about 50 times better than whatever body they're throwing at him.

Plus, in order to buy into a fix, you have to ask 'why?'. What possible interest does the NBA have in seeing San Antonio, one of the smallest markets in the entire league, beat Detroit, one of the largest? If there was any fix at all to be had, it would've been to make sure that Miami played Phoenix.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger Jeremy said...

Story of my f*cking life.

I'm a Blazers fan. You can guess how I'm feeling about Rasheed right now.

 
At 1:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rasheed is very entertaining. And he has a couple charities running right now in both Portland and Detroit. I wouldn't call him a negative influence either, since immediately after joining the Pistons in 2004 he led them to the title.

Rasheed Wallace is not a dick.

Meanwhile your blog is shitty and you can't even spell "Lebron" right! (No a's.... how many times have you seen his name in print? Damn...)

You seem like you're kind of a dick.

 

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