Drew Rosenhaus Is Bad At His Job...

Sharks also eat license plates, boots, and are phenominally stupid.

Nothing was quite as embarassing as watching Terrell Owens' 'apology' yesterday. What he and his scumbag agent fail to understand as they blame the media, overambitous sportswriters, Michael Moore and everybody else in the world except themselves, is that their 'contrite' and 'shame-filled' begging for forgiveness came across as total and complete bullshit.

First of all, if T.O. has any true remorse, then LET HIM SPEAK. Anyone can read some half-baked prewritten statement containing false apologies like, "I'm sure sorry if stupid people misinterpreted my attempt at 'keeping it real' as insults. When I said that the Eagles sucked and that Donovan McNabb was a skirt-wearin', injury-fakin' poof, I only meant that in a good way.", but it takes an incredibly arrogant jackass to then step in for your client and wag your finger at the media and admonish them for ruining this poor man's livelihood.

If Drew had any interest in, a) representing his client and, b) helping his own career, he would've told Owens last year to shut the fuck up, play like he's capable and rake in ridiculous amounts of money in corporate and local sponsorships and before he knew it, they'd be taking the wrecking ball to the statue of Rocky and putting up a giant stone likeness of T.O. signing a football and giving it to some fan.

But no, instead Drew and Terrell naturally assumed that their collective egos were bigger than the Eagles franchise, bigger than all the other players combined, and indeed bigger than the NFL itself.

Best of luck in the future for Rosenhaus signing new clients, and best of luck to whatever desperately awful team tries to plug T.O. into their roster next season.