Monday, May 02, 2005

That's Just About Enough Of Trying To Be Like Wilbon!

Who the hell can play golf sober?

The 'dullest month in sports, Be like Mike, pretend you're Olajuwon during Ramadan' self-imposed month of sobriety is OVAH!!!

While it was nice getting all crunk again this past Saturday night, it may have been better to ease back into it as the sunday hang over was one of the worst in recent memory. Have no fear, however, I realize getting back into prime drunken shape is going to take some more training, but I'm up for the challenge.

A good argument against remaining permanently sober would have to be Wilbon's music taste. Did anyone else catch him saying during his apologies to Canada that his two favorite music artists are Celine Dion and Shania Twain? With that one statement, he shamed his race and his gender, and also made me realize the horrible damage that remaining sober can do.


At 1:04 PM, Blogger Corey said...

Lay off of Shania Twain, that's a nice piece of ass.

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wilbon says: "It takes a real man to admit he likes Celine Dion while he's sober!"

I say, Wilbon you still admitted you like Celine Dion. That's very lame. You're lame Wilbon!

Colin Priest

At 12:49 PM, Blogger Drew said...

What kind of logic is that from Wilbon? It's like saying "It takes a real man to blow one guy while jerking another two off at the same time wearing a hot pink mini-dress while sober".

I ain't buying it, and I know your BOY Barkley ain't buyin' it neither.


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